Fictional stories with real love for Pai. Plots and dialogue invented to make you smile.
AI story illustration. Not a photograph of Pai, his family or their home.
One day, the Ministry of Missing Socks opened in the house. Minister Pai accepted inquiries without an appointment, but only from a comfortable lying position.
Mikhail reported a missing left sock. The minister expressed deep concern and looked toward the basket so convincingly that it was clear serious work was underway. Dilyara found the second sock beside a toy. Pai immediately declared it the result of interdepartmental cooperation.
The special-trophies department also yielded a pair of lacy women's underwear. The exhibits were returned to their owner, and the museum closed for an inventory check. The minister kept his job: for his very sweet face and the lack of any other candidate with ears like those.
