PAILittle dog.
Big boss.
Tap Pai. He appreciates the attention ♡
French bulldog, beloved family member and artistic director of household chaos.
Pai, fetch!
One favorite stick.
As many happy runs as you like.
Pai is ready to play with you around the clock. The website games are available 24/7.
Move the stick across the lawn. Pai will catch up!Tap the lawn. Pai will catch up!
Press “Play with Pai” whenever you're ready.
Keyboard: select the play area with Tab. Enter to start; arrow keys to move the stick; Space to pause; R to restart. On a phone, tap the lawn or drag the stick sideways. Swipe vertically to scroll the page.
The character is based on photos of Pai. The mini cartoon is fictional. This is an on-screen game, not an exercise recommendation.
A good day
starts with Pai.
Not a military schedule, just a gentle rhythm.
Adjust timing and activity to his age,
health and vet's recommendations.
Care in six
little steps
Pai believes in you. Especially before dinner.
A Frenchie with character.
Care with love.
Tap a topic. Inside: what to do,
what to avoid and a little comment
from the director himself.
A few general care ideas. It's best to agree on Pai's personal feeding, grooming and preventive-care routine with his vet.
The investigation is led by
little paws.
Pai really does carry off socks and women's underwear, according to his owners.
The explanations below are our affectionate inventions.
Socks and women's underwear.
A trophy collection.
“It's not theft. It's a private exhibition of personal belongings.”
One Pai.
A thousand expressions.
Real photographs. Playful captions.
Pai's appearance is unchanged.
Tap a photograph to see it in full. The captions are affectionate fiction. Clothing in these photographs is part of the family album, not a recommendation to dress Pai in hot weather.
Movies with ears.
Real family videos. Playback starts only when you choose. Pai's lines are invented.
0:06A dog's nightlife
“They switched off the lights. Forgot the charisma.”
0:13Camera on.
Charm too.
“A close-up? All my plans are big. Especially my cuddle plans.”
Myths aside.
Treats with purpose.
A quick quiz for good humans.
We can't promise a diploma.
An approving look? Absolutely.
True, or did Pai make it up?
“Love means feeding him more”
Love can mean walks, games and cuddles. Add attention, not another helping: food should suit Pai's needs, and treats count too.
“If it's a treat, it doesn't count”
Sadly, the accounting department disagrees. Treats are part of the daily diet; WSAVA recommends less than 10% of daily calories. The rest should come from complete food. For a therapeutic diet, agree on the rules with your vet.
“Every walk should be a marathon”
Pai has a different research method: sniff, think, sniff again. A gentle pace and breaks are wonderful too. On warm days, choose cool conditions, water and comfort.
“If you punish him later, he'll understand”
No. Delayed punishment doesn't explain the behavior you want and can frighten him. Remove temptation, offer a safe alternative and reward the right choice immediately.
Pai has everything.
Because he has you.
Dilyara and Mikhail. Two beloved humans.
One little dog. So many reasons to stay close.
Dilyara♡
In an imaginary questionnaire, Pai would write: “My human. My comfort. The reason I follow her like a little tail, even though I hardly have one.”
Job title: beloved human
His favorite people.Cartoon portrait. Real love.
Mikhail✦
According to our fictional director: “My human. My walking buddy. The man who hasn't realized we share the sofa.”
Job title: beloved humanPai. His humans.
And very important business.
Twenty-two stories about the little director: his favorite people, hide-and-seek behind curtains, a squirrel relay, household customs, getting ready for a walk, a family trip and childhood games with Emma.
30 animated scenes. Ukrainian and Russian narration is available on those language pages.30 scenes · A gentle fictional story.
Pai writes.
Humans laugh.
Fictional stories with real love for Pai. Plots and dialogue invented to make you smile.
A Cushion with a View of Pai
Mikhail stacked three cushions and stepped back to see whether they were straight. Pai stepped forward. Human building projects always lack one essential feature: a bulldog to check the height. He gently rested his chin on a cushion. The tower leaned a little, but at least it was useful now.
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A Cinema for One
Pai discovered a round cinema at home. The screen glowed, socks flashed past, and somehow every front-row seat was still free. Suspiciously good service. He settled on the rug. A striped sock disappeared, returned, then disappeared again. “A mystery,” Pai decided. On its third lap, the sock returned with a towel. The lead character had acquired a sidekick.
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The Boss and His Shadow
One sunny day, Pai spotted a new assistant by the garden wall. Black, pointy-eared and quiet: a promising résumé. Pai raised a paw. The assistant raised a paw too. Interview passed. Pai tilted his head to the left. So did the assistant. Pai sat up straight. The assistant followed suit. At last, someone who did not need the rules explained twice.
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The Rug Airport
Mikhail folded a paper plane and sent it across the room. It made a graceful loop and landed on the rug. Pai immediately inspected the landing site. An airport without a manager was clearly an oversight. Dilyara sent the second flight a little farther left. Pai followed it with his eyes, rearranged his front paws and sat precisely where it was meant to land. The landing had to be cancelled: an important person was occupying…
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A Four-Pawed Draw
Mikhail and Dilyara sat down to play chess. Pai inspected the board: two people, plenty of pieces, and somehow nobody available to pet him. He sat between the players and made his move: look at one, look at the other, tilt his head just a little. Mikhail lowered a hand. So did Dilyara. Play stopped.…
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Sunbeam Delivery Service
One morning Pai found a rectangle of sunshine on the floor and promptly claimed it. No signature needed: a chin on the rug was perfectly valid paperwork. A little later, the rectangle moved away. Pai opened one eye. This was supposed to be doorstep delivery, not customer collection. He shuffled his paws after the light. Then shuffled again. By the third relocation, the problem was clear: lovely flat, absolutely dreadful…
Read the story →Come back to see Pai! New stories and jokes appear regularly. Drop by often: the latest stories come first, and old favorites stay in the archive.
AI illustration for a joke, not a family photograph.Mikhail sent an email.“If I put my head on your lap,
all your plans are officially canceled.”
